Virginia is for Lovers...

of Satan.

If you're looking for some where to raise a family and be happy in life, do not move to Northern Virginia. I've had so much trouble with this place! I thought  South Carolina was bad, I'm glad I never said, "Well it can't get much worse than this." Or Life would be like, "told ya so." Not that Life isn't saying that right now, but just you wait Life, karma is the b word.

Not only is the traffic AWFUL at all hours of the day, the weather is one extreme or the other, the people are rude and ignorant and when I talk to anyone it's like talking to a dolphin, although that's a little mean, a dolphin would be more helpful. To all the dolphins reading this, I'm sorry if I offended you, please accept my apology. Virginia's government is probably the worst, however I'm sure this is where Life will pop in with a smack in the face. The DMV refuses to give me new tags or register my car because it's in my husband's name. Even though I have with me a POA and all required documentation, except a copy of his I.D. which we were not notified we needed when we went the first time to get it. Virginia your workers failed to do their job properly, maybe you should hire dolphins or monkeys. I'm sure you could hire a protozoa and your government would fare better than it is now.

Then today I get pulled over for not having my plate on the front of my car, yes I received my license plates after a lot of stress. Virginia, why do you make people have their tag on the front and back of the car? That's pointless. Cops usually don't pull people over that are behind them, they're the pitchers not the catchers, it's an ego thing. I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but some cars just aren't equipped with the holder on the front, because it's stupid and pointless as stated before. Mine, for example, is one of those normal cars you have decided to segregate. Thank you so much. You should warn people before they move here that you intend to be obnoxious, ridiculous, and down right silly when it comes to your laws, so they don't move here.

Thankfully I got pulled over on base, I know normally I wouldn't say that, but today it was a blessing, and I didn't receive a ticket since the Marine was understanding and I believe a lower rank than my husband, smart guy. I'm sure if I were out in town I would have received the maximum fine, just because the cop felt like it.

Actually now that I think about it, on my way home, before getting warned, I was behind and next to two cops and nothing happened. Imagine that. See Virginia, the cops don't even like you're laws.

Now Autozone doesn't carry the holders and apparently no one does for my car, I was advised to go to the dealership or rig it myself. When I called the dealership here, you guessed it, dumber than an animal, any animal, I'll let you choose. So I'll have to call back tomorrow, assuming they will be open. I have drilled two holes into my front bumper and secured the plate with screws, is it possible to sue the state of Virginia for idiocy and damage to my property? Let me know.

Go kill yourself Virginia, I promise I wont be upset.