Sunday, August 28, 2011

How to make military wife friends.

I've been in a little over a year and I've learned some really helpful tips on how to make life long besties as a military spouse. I understand the difficulties you go through when you've just PCS'd and you're trying to make new friends, so I have taken it upon myself to write up a few tips that will help you military wives!
I hope these help you in your journey to make life long friends.

1. Join a social networking site that is run by wives, like on Facebook, this will help you get in the group and start to meet new ladies.

2. Once you're in said groups, introduce yourself, make sure you use your full name, because we all know it's not prominently shown on your Facebook, announce your husbands rank. If you are an officer wife, you are better than enlisted wives so act that way please. Enlisted wives, if your husbands rank is higher than other wives, treat them like crap and like you're above them, because heck, you went through 13 weeks of hell beside your husband so obviously you wear his rank!! :)

3.Agree with every single thing other people say! It is very important not to have a mind of your own! And don't you dare have a different opinion from other people. I'm not saying it's bad, I'm just saying never ever ever ever post your different opinion or speak your mind to other ladies, they wont like that they're wrong or that you don't like the way they act.

4. Remember how you and your girlfriends acted in kindergarten? Nothing has changed! If your friend doesn't like someone you absolutely cannot like them either! Remember that!!

5. Keep with attitudes, remember how you and your girlfriends acted in high school? Again NOTHING HAS CHANGED!!! It's like Christmas right, this blog is the gift that keeps giving. Start awful rumors about the other ladies you've met! Start drama because someone disagrees with your opinion! Be a mean girl, everyone loves a mean girl!

6. It is a MUST that you talk about people behind their backs and then act like you're best friends! Be careful who you gossip with though! They might be one of those bad mature grown up losers who doesn't like drama and that could be bad!

7.I know you love your husband and all, psht yeah right who am I kidding, you're not a good military wife until you have 12 lovers, so make sure you're keeping count, the other ladies wont like you if you're true to your partner!



I hope this list has helped you in making your new BFF's! Please comment below if you have any other tips!

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